Hahaha, if you don’t know my humour by now you will have to learn
The Answer OBVIOUSLY being ‘B’
Better luck next time…. Just remember to Belieb!
Yes that’s right people…. I have a set of DOUBLE Bieber tickets to give-away for tonight’s Cape Town concert!
Reports are coming in that the international pop-sensation, Justin Bieber has graced our not-so-sunny shores and is here for one show only, which promises to take his die-hard fans to the next level of excitement!
All you have to do is answer this SIMPLE multiple-choice question:
DO YOU THINK I’M BEING SERIOUS?
B: BAHAHAHA! Is jy mal?!
Winner’s will be announced… Tomorrow.
Now go listen to some real music like THIS
PS. It’s going to PISS DOWN tonight
PPS: To all those ‘men’ standing outside the stadium waiting to enter already… You are the weakest link, goodbye.
… Things are on the change … Stay tuned for more …
NOW THAT WAS FUN!
What was meant to be an awesome day in the sun, packed with entertainment, crazy beats, tasty drinks, endless food, and enough sun glistening-flesh to shake a leg at, ended up being excactly THAT.
Mainstay photo-wall… With iScream & the Chocolate Stix, and the ‘hotties’
It’s thirsty, energy-draining work hosting these events… Thanks Liquid Blast for seeing to both of those problems
FONDLE ambassadors; Roxy Louw and Tracy McGregor were there gracing the cameras with their sexy-ness.
Yeah, it was the party you wish you were at… THAT’S for SURE!
Our FONDLE promo ladies were doing a great job, making sure everyone’s needs were met… Lovely stuff I tell you.
All FONDLE clothing was on sale at R150 per item, people were leaving with bags and bags of the trendy kit. Oakley gave away some sunnies too, well done to the winners, thanks for the support.
Whatisfiction Sound, busting down the musical door!
As the sun went down, the music went up, the food was served, the drinks were still on tap, the vibe went on, the jol was INSANE!
Picture perfect setting – Cape Town, we salute you!
So, from all at FONDLE, we say thank you for the kind support. This party will certainly go down in the memory books as an absolute winner! Thanks Massage on the Beach, our on-site sushi-chef, Mainstay Life, Liquid Blast, PMI, the DJ’s, YOAV (who ROCKED the crowds), Lauren and her promo ladies, the shuttle drivers, the braai-masters, the pizza delivery guys, all the helping hands, the camera man, the videographer, and the barmen, and “Naked-girl”, and last but not least… Thank you MAX FONDLE… King of partys! Full photo-diary will out out this week, follow @MaxFonlde on Twitter or go LIKE the page to see it all.
Stay in touch for the next installment, you’ll find it here first.
Have a good recovery week.
It’s here, it’s here, it’s HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
…..And we are READY!
A taste of VILLA FONDLE
Max Fondle – “The venue looks INSANE (It really does, spacious, and Jungle-Themed) , the deco looks INCREDIBLE (Massage tables, sun-beds, pool-toys, entertainment area etc), the surprises are WORLD CLASS (This is a Fondle Lifestyle Party, you can bet your as they are!), the sushi chef will be ON SITE (Best idea EVER), the weather peeps are gonna play along with 24*C and zero rain (Don’t doubt, we have spoken the powers that be… They’ve agreed to play-ball), the drinks are already ON ICE (!!!!!!), the pool is RIDICULOUS (You really couldn’t do much better), The promo girls are HOT (and ready to look after your every need), ALL ‘Fondle’ merchandise will be available on site at R150 per item, (EVERYTHING AT R150!!!), the LIVE performances are ready to BLOW YOUR MINDS (Plenty DJ’s and world class bands) and amazing memories will once again be created for a solid 12HRS! ( P U M P E D ) Charge those cameras, make your friends jealous, get a good breakfast in you, and FORGET about tomorrow, cos’ TODAY, we PARTY!!!!!”
SEE YOU THERE!
So again, quick summary: The guys who brought you the End of the World Party last year, Fondle Lifestyle, Mainstay Life, Whatisfiction Sound System and Liquid Blast have united to bring you THE Endless Summer Party at Villa Fondle in Camps Bay this Saturday – And it’s going to be RIDICULOUS.
iScream & the Chocolate Stix and Yoav LIVE, Whatisifction DJ’s, FREE drinks ALL DAY (Mainstay) and FREE energy ALL DAY (Liquid Blast), FREE food ALL DAY (TBC), and and enough entertainment to make you want to pitch a tent, and live there forever…
“Sooooo some more exciting news for those of you who have purchases tickets, German broadcaster, Pro-Sieben will be shooting a segment on Fondle at the “Endless Summer” pool party on Saturday which will be broadcast to 38 000 000 (YES, 38 MILLION) viewers in Europe so bring your game faces and beach bods cos its gonna be INSANE! ” – Um, BUFF!
iScream & the Chocolate Stix – Ready to tear YOU a new one
AND, last but not least, it seems everyone is jumping on this this event (and why wouldn’t they?) “Oakley SA have literally come to the party and sponsored some seriaaaasly wicked shades from their 2013 range to spoil a few fortunate ones at the “Endless Summer” party. I am sure I will come up with a few interesting ideas for you to win these puppies” – So you can guarantee that the entertainment has just been ‘upped’ a notch with the competitions we will be hosting… Hehehe. Be amped / ready / open minded / afraid!
5 DAYS TO GO PEOPLE… GET YOUR TICKETS HERE NEOW!
Fondle Lifestyle and Mainstay Life have joined forces yet again to bring you what is undoubtedly set to be the biggest event of the 2013 Summer Party Calendar - Mark my words people, you’re going to kick yourself in the face if you miss this one… Remember the last one?
The Endless Summer BEGINS!