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Lee Farrel – The unwritten story
Posted by Dene Botha on 28 Aug 2012 /
I met this funny looking guy on a trip to Bali last year and instantly found a connection… His beautiful family (Bella and Julia) were in the pool constantly and he was waxing boards and doing surf checks… Champ. We’ll let the crazy bastard take it from there:
• Who are you and what do you do?A Child of Light; my wife
•Where do you live? Why?
Earth; took a wrong turn after too many bongs
•What do you drive now? What would be your ultimate car / mode of transport:
KIA 2700 bakkie; yacht
• Does ‘healthy living’ mean anything to you?
Yes, am a veggie and no fizzy drinks or junk food, surf and try to stay active – very hard with a little monster in the house!
• If I stole your iPad what would I find on there?
nothing as I don’t have one!
• What you listening to?
my wife
• What you watching?my weight
• Favourite meal? Favourite drink?
pizza, fruit juice
• If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
depends what day of the month it is
• Are you creative? If so, prove it.
YES. See here
• What is your Super Hero power? If not good enough, what would you want it to be?
my brain
• If I could I would…
surf everyday
• Where do you party? Who’re your partners in crime? (Name and Shame)
my bedroom
• Best hangover remedy?
keep your mouth shut whilst drinking
• Sport of choice:
surfing
• What do you think of the Mayan prophecy saying the world ends this year? Where you planning to be on 21/12/2012?I believe how we choose to perceive our world will end, there might be the odd geographical change as well; Cederberg
• Who’s the one person would break all the rules to hook-up with? (Be careful here)
I did and I got my wife
• When was your last fight? Who was it against? What was the outcome?
1994; a bully from my school days; him with a broken nose and two massive black eyes from a well placed headbutt
• Your ‘Message to the masses:’
grow the fuck up and take resposibility for your actions and your thoughts – we are the only ones to blame for the reality that we choose to experience
• Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.
10 to the power of ONE MILLION DOLLARS…
• What would you do if you just inherited a pizzeria from your uncle?
have a pizza
• If you were a biscuit, what sort would you be?
biscuit bear
• Riddle: What can never be had for breakfast?
the taj mahal
• If you could be a cartoon character – Who would you be?
what, you mean I am not a cartoon character already?
• What are the first three things you do in the morning?push snooze, wake Bella and fart
• What makes you angry?
STUPIDITY!!!
• First thing you would do on finding out you had won the Lotto?
Tell my wife to resign immediately
• Where / when would you go if you had a time machine?
now
• Most embarrassing moment (So far)?
doing this questionnaire
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
the knife
• How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?
how long is a piece of string?
• Tell us about the worst boss you ever had.
no one is my boss they only think they are!
• What’s next on the cards?
the ace of spades
Come on?! How can you NOT think this guy’s a chop…? Sorry, champ! Legend man… Kick ass mate, and look after that awesome family of yours.
See you on the inside – Yeah, yours!
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